Poker Joker

You have a couple of hooks
And I got cowboys
With another hand 
there is another look
to wow you as I enjoy
a couple of sailboats
As you are dealt some crabs
For both of these hands I beat
To retreat and grab the stash
as I ran with weapons of mass
destruction, bullets, AKA
Aces
as you are dealt a couple of ladies
which are weak 
even though they have faces
Pairs are there if you care to share
or you can muck and try lately
The object of the game 
is to secure all the chips
and have no sugar on the table
for safety
As the hands understand
there will be a flop
and a turn to discern
if you fold, or not
If you get lucky
You will see a fourth street
And take a gamble on Fifth Ave.
If you are really lucky you 
will have a river card as 
it will deliver the flush as 
you have to call all those
who dare to raise
amazed at your hearts
They beat a straight
as you hesitate
For the boat will always take part
and sink the straight as well as
the way the flush is on the river
Quads are at odds 
with a royal flush
As your chips will
will be given to the winner